Ah, it’s that time again—election season. A lovely reminder of how far we’ve sunk and just how ridiculous our elections have become. What’s truly fascinating is how states like Florida can count tens of millions of ballots in just a few hours, but swing states like Michigan, with way fewer ballots, need extra days—plural! But, of course, the so-called “experts” and their media buddies are out here trying to convince us that this is totally normal. Really? Because anyone with even a tiny bit of common sense knows something doesn’t smell right.
So, what’s the deal with counting ballots in the U.S. taking forever all of a sudden? You guessed it—COVID and mail-in ballots, courtesy of the Democrats.
From VOA News:
“If #Florida can count 7.5 million ballots in 5 hours how can it take days for some states to count less than 2 million?” Rubio tweeted Wednesday.
Ballots, on which Americans generally vote for a variety of candidates and initiatives, can take a while to tally.
With voting by mail widely popularized during the COVID-19 pandemic, things are taking even longer — the ballots can arrive at counting stations several days after the election. Ohio and Alaska count those that arrive up to 10 days later.
VISIT OUR YOUTUBE CHANNELCompounding matters, in many states, election officials are not even allowed to begin counting mail-in votes in advance.
The extended time needed to carry out the process fuels conspiracy theories, especially after the 2020 election, which President Donald Trump falsely claimed was rigged against him.
Isn’t it funny? We don’t even fully support paper votes in this country. Democrats love their mail-in ballots, but hey, they also dig electronic voting at the polls. Why? Who knows! Maybe it’s a game of “let’s guess why.” But what we’re left with is some straight-up banana republic-style voting. It’s like a buffet of ballots, tailor-made for whatever the Democrats desire.
And speaking of Michigan, the women driving that state into the ground are on full display, making sure all of our election night expectations remain at rock-bottom levels. Jocelyn Benson, Michigan’s very own Trump-loathing Secretary of State, has already given us the heads-up that their election won’t be sorted out on election night. Shocking, right?
2024 is shaping up to be another blockbuster year. By the way, have you noticed the jaw-dropping ballot return rate in Detroit, one of the most well-managed cities (sarcasm fully intended) in the country? By October 15th, they had already hit an “astonishing” 40% return rate. Totally believable, right?
Oh, and take a look at this reality check from the x.com account End Wokeness, about the electoral magic happening in Democrat-run Michigan.
Detroit is the worst-run city in the US but already hit a ballot return rate of 40% 🤔 pic.twitter.com/52x9Us26wx
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 15, 2024
Meanwhile, Benson’s been making her rounds on TV, doing her best to prepare us all for yet another week-long ballot-counting extravaganza. Her appearance on Face the Nation was particularly fun—if you enjoy watching someone deliver bad news with all the enthusiasm of a CIA operative in a hostage video. No blinking. No emotion. Just the cold hard truth, delivered in the most unsettling way possible.
Here’s Michigan telling you it won’t release election results on Election Night
It will be the next day
Does this instill trust in the electoral process?
— Phil Holloway ✈️ (@PhilHollowayEsq) October 20, 2024
Honestly, Benson’s poker face is a bit much. Experts even suggest that her total lack of blinking might be a classic giveaway for lying.
From Independent.co.uk:
When people lie, it’s common that they break eye contact, but the liar could go the extra mile to maintain eye contact in attempt to control and manipulate you.
“[Bernie] Madoff, like most con men, overcompensated and stared at people longer than usual, often without blinking at regular intervals,” says Glass. “When people tell the truth, most will occasionally shift their eyes around and may even look away from time to time. Liars, on the other hand, will use a cold, steady gaze to intimidate and control.”
But back to the main point: isn’t it strange that these all-nighter ballot-counting marathons only seem to happen in swing states? If Florida were more competitive, would we be pulling all-nighters there, too? You have to wonder.
At the end of the day, this entire situation just adds fuel to the fire of voter distrust. It’s hard to feel good about an election process that’s somehow both archaic and sketchy at the same time. We’re basically counting ballots like it’s the 1800s, which works out perfectly for Democrats. They can just keep counting and counting until they hit that magic number they’ve been waiting for.
#electiondrama #ballotcountcontroversy #swingstatechaos
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