Today’s story is in two totally unrelated incidents. The first incident is that Hunter Biden visited Papa Joe at the White House. He was there to recite the National Anthem and to screen James Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy. And to honor the other side, they only drank Bud Light. The second incident, which is totally unrelated to the first incident, is that the Secret Service found a bag of cocaine in the White House library.
Some news outlets tried to blame Hunter, but Joe reminded them that Hunter is the most honest person Joe Biden has ever met. But 51 alkies, druggies, and dealers signed a letter that the accusation was Russian misinformation. The New Times and the WaPo published stories calling the charge ludicrous and an apparent racist plot against this president, Shocker. The president is convinced that some right-wing nut planted the coke in the library in an attempt to frame Hunter.
“Repeat, I didn’t copy your results on the Gemini. Gemini’s results are no match. Found with a red bar. No match found in the library. Come on up. We have a result on the Gemini. We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride. Path number 53214.”
On Sunday evening, Anthony Scott at The Gateway Pundit reported Hazmat crews were dispatched inside the entrance gate near the West Wing of the White House to investigate a suspicious white substance that tested positive for cocaine hydrochloride.
The report stemmed from local DC journalist Andrew Leyden who posted photos on Twitter that showed Hazmat crews located near the gate of the West Wing of the White House.
VISIT OUR YOUTUBE CHANNELLeyden later tweeted out a link to a DC Fire & EMS radio call that confirmed the suspicious white substance found tested positive for cocaine hydrochloride.
On Monday Rob Schmitt at Newsmax TV reported that first son Hunter Biden, who has a long history of crack cocaine use and high priced prostitutes, was at the White House on Friday night before he left with his dad Old Joe to Camp David for the weekend.
This was the BEST MONOLOGUE EVER!
Rob Schmitt: It’s not clear how it got there or whose it is, but it appears that cocaine has been found at the White House. And it wouldn’t be a thumping July 4th weekend without Hunter Biden ripping lines off of a bust of Teddy Roosevelt.
A mysterious white powder was discovered in the west wing on Sunday, prompting a hazardous materials call the fire department. I wish I was making this up, but it’s true. Newsmax can confirm the powder is presumed by the fire department to be cocaine. It was sent to a lab for further analysis.
Hunter, I can tell you, was at the White House on Friday, leaving with his father for Camp David. Sadly, he may have forgotten his party favors, which is unfortunate. Imagine having to hang out with Joe Biden for or four days sober. Now THAT’S a long weekend.
“It Appears that Cocaine, has been Found at the White House. –And it Wouldn’t be a Thumping July 4th Weekend, Without Hunter Biden Ripping Lines Off a Bust of Teddy Roosevelt.” pic.twitter.com/dCE0OGMAo2
— Tony Kambeitz (@Kambeitz9) July 4, 2023
Once again, I want to emphasize that these two incidents are completely unrelated. There are probably a lot of people who do drugs in the White House. Just look at their policies. Don’t they seem drug-induced to you? I rest my case.
